Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just want to make out with him forever
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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