you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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