Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.