suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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