Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Randomize