what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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