Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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