He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I would ride that face into the sunset
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