Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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