You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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