I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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