im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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