I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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