They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
