East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
