I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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