what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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