I must be too annoying 4 u.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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