Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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