I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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