"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just high enough for therapy.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
