Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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