I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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