Me. At least after what I've been through.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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