omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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