I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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