You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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