So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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