he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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