Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
