Cold hands, warm shart.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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