it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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