she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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