Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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