dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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