I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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