Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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