I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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