He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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