if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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