I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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