How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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