normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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