Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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