it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You need a sexual gate keeper
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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