You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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