He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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