she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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