i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.