so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.