When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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