Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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