he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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