belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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